Quizzes like this take me right back to the internet of the 90s, but then remind me how far they’ve come… with their flashy, flash interfaces. In the spirit of killing five minutes, one website game now asks: Can you tell the difference between a computer programmer and a serial killer? Find out.
One could make the argument that maybe had some of these serial killers lived in a different time, they too could’ve lived discreet lives as furious programmers. Check out Bill Gates back in ‘77. Clearly he was one acid trip away from talking to his dog and going on a spree. Or maybe we can compare him to someone else.
Who’d you rather leave your kids with? That picture of Bill Gates?
Or maybe Tex Watson? Well I guess either way, I hurt my point. Both look like they’d try to inappropriately touch your daughter. But the difference is, it probably would have been consensual from Tex Watson. Until he introduced her to his friend, Charlie.