Let’s see who has the balls to make Zombie Bukkake the family film of the decade.
Review by 42nd Street Pete
This was Joe’s first novel as his prior book, was a collection of short stories entitled Twisted Lonliness. The back story of Zombie Bukkake was that no printer would print this book because of the cover. I don’t know if the cover was changed or not, but finally it’s out and what a twisted read it is.
For those who don’t know what “bukkake” is, well it’s not a baked good. Oh, it does have cream. But nothing you would want to eat. The origin of bukkake is Japan. A group of guys would masturbate around a naked woman, then basically unload in her face until it looked like she was hit by a banana cream pie. But I digress.
The hero of this book is Foley, a man with a good job, a hot wife, and an addiction to internet porn. He might be a candidate for the new 42P Computer Splash Guard and Screen Scraper. Foley is almost caught waxing his salami to some internet porn by his wife. Foley is a family man and has a daughter, Josie.
Foley reads that there will be a casting call for a porn film called Goth Bukkake. It stars his favorite porn queen, Aja Gere, who has been on tour with her metal band, Gashsplit, for the last two years. Foley really wants to be in this, even if it means putting his marriage at risk. He calls Spunkland Pictures and gets an interview. He is told to show up with ID and a current HIV test. He gets the spot but in the back of his mind, he is cheating on his hot wife, Deidre.
The night of the shoot, Foley is feeling the guilts, but sneaks out of the house anyway. The shoot is in a graveyard. We meet a group of gentleman eager to unload their splooge in Aja’s face. To achive this effect, she is buried up to her neck in a grave. Foley does get his shot and realizes his dream. Then the nightmare begins.
Corpses rise from their graves and attack the living. Characters are ripped apart in graphic detail. Foley has left his wife & daughter in danger and now has to find them. Knetter take us on a bizarre trip to hell, without redemption. Honestly this reads a lot better than I can describe here. Joe pulls no punches as far as graphic sex and violence are concerned. You may want to pick up a barf bag before reading.
All bullshit aside, Zombie Bukkake is the best thing Joe has done to date. Yeah, it’s disgusting, yeah, it’s brutally violent, and yeah, like me, Joe Knetter doesn’t have a “politically correct” bone in his body. Joe takes an average family man, with an addiction to porn, and creates a nightmare senario around that premise. Stephen King is a pussy compared to Joe Knetter. Joe’s work kicks you square in the balls until you puke, then forces you to lick it up. I know I’m quoting someone, but it does apply here.
Joe take the most twisted elements of sex & horror, puts them in a blender and Zombie Bukkake is the result. Next up is Vampire Sanchez. Joe is OUR writer for this sick generation and is a cool guy to hangout and party with. Joe and I have shared many twisted moments at Cinema Wasteland and other conventions. Joe Knetter is a force to be reckoned with.
Lets see who has the balls to make Zombie Bukkake the family film of the decade.
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